Miss Mysterious Challenger?
Don’t play wild??
Tired of all these goddamn hunters???
Hit rock bottom and are prepared to be a degenerate????
Well, look no further, pal, for I have for you a deck which will allow you to climb the ranks of ladder just like a certain eunuch from a certain show about thrones would (with whispers and secrets) 😉
This is Secret Pally! Test the wits and memory of each of your opponents by spamming pally secrets and hoping they f#ck up and play right into them (ngl a lot of people aren’t playing around secrets efficiently so this happens more often than you think it does hehe).
Folks, watch as that scummy hunter fumbles, red-faced, to make the correct play as you drop Secretkeeper on Turn 1 and cockblock their secrets. Watch them slowly sink into depression as they incorrectly play into a Noble Sacrifice instead of a Redemption. Watch their health slowly deplete as your Knife Juggler buddies pelt dagger after dagger at the faces of your enemies. Watch their blood spill onto the board as your Vicious Fledgling viciously assaults them. With the Blessing of Kings willing you forward, and the holy blessing of Sunkeeper Tarim, you will break past lowly ranks to win the Divine Favor of our Lord and Saviour, Ben Brode.
I’ve been wanting to test Mojomaster Zihi in this deck but I only just packed her and I don’t have much time to do so, so if anyone would like to test it for me, -1 x Argent Protector / -1 x Blessing of Kings for +1 Mojomaster Zihi.