F I R E M E N T A L

Watch your opponents tears turn to vapor as you melt their face with this super potent fire elemental deck.

They will cry with every fiery battlecry as you never run out of hot hot flaming death raining on them.

You’ll play devious mind games with your opponent using combos hotter than h-e-double hockey sticks.

With every youthful brewmaster played, they’ll know they won’t be getting drunk because their beers will boil to a reduction they could put on their seared tenderloins.

As you reign fire with lava bursts and volcano’s, your opponent knows deep down that Electra Stormsurge and your Elementary Reactions will bring them back to those hot and sweaty deodorant-less summers in grade school as you unleash continuous eruptions of hot hot liquid magma.

Playing versus a board spammer? No biggie…With so many flaming hot damage dealing options in this deck, you could remove a house full of popcorn ceilings in minutes and watch as your opponents pets confuse it for crispy kibble.

Got a ton of tough-to-remove minions? Pshaw…if burning them all game with your hurricane of fire doesn’t do the trick, surely stealing them or hexing them should.

Hell, the there’s even potential to wipe your opponent out completely with 40 damage just after you play 8 Blazecallers.

Marin the fox and Kalimos, Primal Lord will seal the deal you as you seal their plastic deck cases shut and burn their cards to precious arcane dust they can spend on wimpy water-based cards.

Thanks for reading, pls upvote me because my jokes are so hot they’ll seduce a philf. Nothing hotter than a mature Phoenix.