So for this convoluted combo we need to get a bunch of Dread Corsairs and a 4 attack weapon. We use Lab recruiter to accrue the Dread Corsairs, for the 4 attack weapon we need the toxicologists and some combination of shadow steps and Shark spirits, it can be done with a 3 attack weapon and a prep as well. Then draw your Dread corsairs play 7 of them and Cannon Barrage for 24 dmg, alternatively you can play thalnos and 6 pirates for 28 damage. If you have the second barrage and a prep you can also do that. To setup you probably want to Vanish and doomsayer, or if you have prep you can vanish 7x corsair, prep Barrage.
As for other tools we have Spirit of the Shark which helps us draw cards and also heal for a lot with Shroom Brewer as well as buff our weapon and getting the dread corsairs.
Even if you don’t kill them with the combo it leaves you with a bunch of 3/3 taunts.
As for why the deck is even, I figured it would be fun.















