[FOXTRASH SPECIALTY] MARCH OF THE PENGUINS HUNTER 2019

>>> 01042019_0929x; sys_boot (29 ms/s)

>>> run C:/coreboot/chirp.exe

>>>hello, world!

HI IDIOT. WELCOME TO ANOTHER ABJECT TRAGEDY.

I CALL THIS MONSTROSITY EITHER MIRACLE, BIRD, OR CIGARETTE-RUN HUNTER. WHY DO I CALL IT THAT? BECAUSE THE STARS LEFT AND HAVEN’T COME BACK :’)

HERE’S THE SKINNY: DRAW YOUR CARDS, GO HEAD TO HEAD IN TEMPO AS LONG AS POSSIBLE, STITCHED TRACKER EVERY PENGUIN YOU SEE, GET FREE DRAWS OFF BUZZARD TO KEEP UP, DIRE FRENZY YOUR BIRDS, THEN PLAY RHINO WITH BUZZARD AND JUST DRAW THOSE FEATHERY LITTLE CUCKS OFF THE TOP LIKE A TRUE GRAND WIZARD POKER CHAMPION.

TEMPO OUT A BUZZARD TO FLEX ON YOUR OPPONENT (BECAUSE YOU HAVE AT LEAST 7 MORE)

TEMPO REXXAR OUT AND NEVER USE YOUR HERO POWER. TEACH THEM FEAR.

KILL COMMAND YOUR OWN FACE, SHOW THEM YOU WON’T NEED THE DAMAGE. BUILD SUSPENSE.

THEN FOR THE FINALE, TRAIL OF TEARS YOUR PENGUINS INTO THE FIERY ABYSS OF FLAMESTRIKE VALUE

GG

i’ve actually taken wins with this deck at ~1500 legend wtf lol