TOGX's Comments
Parrrley
This card reminds me of trading cards at the playground where some kid was always trying to scam you from your strongest cards for one of their shit cards. ‘This card is really good, trust me! And I’ll take your shitty purified shard of your hands. This card is horrible anyways no one would ever play this.’
Composting
This seems like it would work in an aggro deck, but lets think about this. In an aggro deck that focusses on buffing tokens as much as possible, would you rather have a card that edges you closer to victory (like mark of the lotus, power of the wild, arbor up or the new card sow the soil) or a card that gains you value after a board clear? Lets look at another example, lets say you have a few minions on the board and need to draw a buffing spell to win or else you lose, now earlier you decided to replace a buffing spell in your deck with composting, so back to the duel, you draw a card and it’s composting. This is the problem with running this card in an aggro deck, because it doesn’t really matter. If your opponent is able to clear your board as an aggro druid then you’ve most likely already lost since most board clears cost a fair bit of mana to cast and if that happens then it doesn’t matter what cards you draw of off composting, because it’s most likely going to be the late game and the power of your aggro cards fall off pretty hard after the early to mid game. Now I could be wrong and this card might see play in various different aggro decks for some reason I haven’t though of or because I’m simply just wrong. And I’ll accept that if that’s the case. Jesus have I really been writing this long about 1 fucking card?
Cowardly Grunt
It seems like this card was made for the sole purpose of big warrior, which only barely works in wild. It seems quiet out of place as well in this expansion with the pirate theme warrior has going on. But whatever its a 3 star card in big warrior and a 1 star card everywhere else.
Defend the Dwarven District
Spell hunter Is evolving. Congratulations! Your spell hunter became a raza priest!
Dreaded Mount
Blizzard, did you really have to make another token for this? You could’ve just used the old dreadsteed instead of using a dreadsteed with a longer name and better artwork. When I first saw this card I thought the token this card summoned was the unnerfed version of dreadsteed, but no. Very disappointing.
Encumbered Pack Mule
Could be interesting with things like plot twist and glide, but then again, all you get are more mules that look extremely aggrevated to be in your hand. You could also use this in handbuff decks to have more targets in hand to buff. It’s a cool idea though. I also love the tinyfin it’s carrying on its back.
Enthusiastic Banker
It’s a cool card, unless you’re going against a priest and especially after priest got that shard of naaru card.
Entitled Customer
Man I already hate this card. Not because of its effect, but because of its artwork and name. This is just a
fat and ugly karen gnome. Also, why tf does a gnome that doesn’t even look threatening have a board clear effect? This card looks more like it should be a 10 mana 1/1 that deals 1 damage to itself. Putting my hatred for this card aside though, it’s a pretty good card for handlock decks.
Yes, *claps* this is exactly what we needed. A 6 mana card that lets us take 2 minions from our deck and lets them fight each other. What a great addition Blizzard and not only that, but it’s also in the class that doesn’t benefit from it. Even in big decks or deathrattle decks this would be shit, because the big things would just kill eachother immediately and the deathrattle things would also either kill eachother to get some shitty effects off or survive with low health.
I hope the effect is just worded weird and it lets us fight opponent’s minions instead.