Nozdormu the Eternal
Nozdormu the Eternal is a 7 Mana Cost Legendary Neutral Minion Dragon card from the Core Set 2024 set!
Card Text
Start of Game: If this is in BOTH players' decks, turns are only 15 seconds long.
Flavor Text
Live life in the fast lane. As long as your opponent does too.- Mana Cost: 7
- Attack: 8
- Health: 8
- Crafting Cost: 1600 / 3200 (Golden)
- Arcane Dust Gained: 400 / 1600 (Golden)
- Rarity: Legendary
- Class: Neutral
- Card Type: Minion
- Minion Type: Dragon
- Set: Core Set 2024
- Mechanics: Start of Game
Started played bc of merc mode and I’m working on dailies to get gold to buy packs. Current daily requires winning 3 games with this guy in your deck which requires leveling all heroes to 57. I doubt I’ll get that done before the daily expires.
Still bad.
OK remember the one card in classic none used and all asking for buff?
Well guess what we will make a whole new system and we will buff weaker classic cards…except this card.
After the super cool paladin version, we will rework the classic to not only have no practical use at all but even nerfing the cringe effect to unplayable lvls (literally the only effect that your opponent actually has to be into it b4 hand to make it happen)
NICE!!!
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Time to craft this in golden and use it in every deck
7 mana 8/8, tho. That looks pretty OK.
Other then for Memesakes, I don’t think that players will ACTUALLY use Nozformu. The only Players that will legit use it is Dragon Priest, becuase this is effectively a “6 mana” 8/8 body for them, and Aggro players since they just check out their minions and spells out almost instantly, while the opponent might need a deep thought about how to not get steamrolled by a hyper aggro deck. Other then That, I think Nozdormu for the rest of the other decks out there will just be one of those minions that thought that will see a lot of play but they won’t. And then they’ll probably trim this out for a Ysera, or something.
5 Stars will see play for Aggro and Dragon Priests. Probably even 1 star for Slower Decks, because they will often handicap themselves since they need to think. This is an Anti-Thinking Card.
Speedstone! This is amazing! Too bad it’s a legendary and only those with the card and a friend with the card can play speedstone.
Nevermind… EVERYONE has this card.
Hilarious, hope people will use it.