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Mulligans
General Mulligans
you can use the striders if u so fancy, but let me know so you can get ur drubbings u little nincompoop :)DO YOU HAVE TOO MANY MANAGERS IN YOUR WORKPLACE? ARE THERE JUST TOO MANY COOKS IN THE KITCHEN?
well how about some more
IN THIS ABOMINATION OF A “DECKLIST” OUR GAMEPLAN IS TO FLEX OUR MENTAL HANDICAP LIKE A FUCKING HEAVYWEIGHT AND MAKE JUST AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF SOUTHSEA CAPTAINS WITH SPIRIT OF THE SHARK, LAB RECRUITER AND, OBVIOUSLY, SOUTHSEA CAPTAINS (OR DECKHAND), THEN PULL THEM ALL OUT OF THEIR DECREPIT REFUGEE CAMP OF A DECK USING CAPTAIN HOOKTUSK + A SHADOWSTEPPED SPIRIT OF THE SHARK AND FORCING THEM INTO THE THROES OF BATTLE AGAINST [hunter deck].
HERE’S YOUR BASIC FLOW CHART
a) Board clear?
no: see ‘b’ ; yes: see ‘d’
b) clean that bitch up; board clear now?
no: see ‘c’ ; yes: see ‘d’
c) PURGE. IS IT CLEAN NOW?
no: see ‘e’ ; yes: see ‘d’
d) spirit of the recruit captainstep turn 10 spirit of the hookboard full of 7/7s. best single card ever printed.
e) concede
DON’T GET IT? CONCEDE EXISTENCE AND TURN TO BLOODSHED.
I UPVOTE MY OWN DECKLISTS BECAUSE MRS. LYONS TELLS ME I NEED TO LOVE MYSELF MORE. THIS IS JUST ONE STEP IN A PIECEMEAL PROCESS OF RECOVERY
HH