Dread Deserter

Dread Deserter Card

Dread Deserter is a 6 Mana Cost Epic Neutral Minion Pirate card from the Perils in Paradise set!

Card Text

Has Charge if this didn't start in your deck.

Flavor Text

"I uh... need to go walk my uh… fish."

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3 Comments

  1. SpedySkedy
    June 25, 2024 at 6:07 AM

    You know on the surface he seems really bad to include in your deck, but awesome if you can discover him

    But that made me think, sideboards don’t count as part of the deck right? So this guy might become an auto include in your ETC band

  2. MagusDragon
    June 25, 2024 at 3:45 AM

    well youre literally never running this guy so he is a litteral instadust (unless leeroy rotates next year)