Tortollan Primalist

Tortollan Primalist Card

Tortollan Primalist is a 8 Mana Cost Epic Neutral Minion card from the Journey to Un'Goro set!

Card Text

Battlecry: Discover a spell and cast it with random targets.

Flavor Text

I see pizza in my future.

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  1. Classy Joe
    April 2, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Good in mage as long as you hit a secret or a board clear.

  2. Nathan Ritscherle
    March 30, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    As strange as this sounds, this could be broken in hunter. You basically have a one in five to get call of the wild for 8, and instantly win. Plus, they don’t have things that could go horribly wrong such as choosing between doom spreading madness and soulfire.

    • WHAT
      March 30, 2017 at 10:22 pm

      How the hell is it ”one in five” chance?

  3. Spirit
    March 29, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    Potential sinergy with the paladin quest.

  4. Mrthejazz
    March 29, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    Magma rager: “Hey! I just went up in value! Maybe people will play me now.”

    Angry chicken: “Don’t kid yourself.”

    Mal’ganis: “I’m a far superior turtle to him.”

  5. ShakeSpace
    March 29, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    actually, not bad, value-wise.

    compare with servant of yogg saron, 5 cost, same stat, cast spell that cost 5 or less on random target. for 3 extra cost you get to raise max spell cost by 5 (so average cost raised by 2.5), plus you get to choose which spell you want to avoid total randomness.

    also, the discover mechanism tends to favor high cost cards, since there are less cards in high cost bracket.

    • INdi
      March 30, 2017 at 12:29 pm

      Nailed it. So many noobs bashing this card because they can’t see past the stats/mana cost ratio. It’ll be funny to see Paly decks run this as a staple and people start complaining that it’s “OP”.

      • LocalWizard
        March 30, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        I completely agree with you, this card needs to at least see some play before being judged this hardcore. Some nice discovers with NO penalties given are avenging wrath, divine favor, muster for battle, a light in the darkness, and many more (also the 1 cost spells and secrets but that’s when you lose a lot of value). If your feeling lucky or just need cards really badly, lay on hands isn’t bad either, it would just suck to heal your opponent for 8.

        • LocalWizard
          March 30, 2017 at 3:28 pm

          Also, would be a pleasant holy wrath for eight damage if you draw. Minor detail but I thought I would mention it.

    March 29, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    What’s this? Some trolden funny moment stuff?

    • thkou
      March 30, 2017 at 4:44 am

      This card is food for trolden.

  7. bangbang
    March 29, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    does this work with medivh

  8. Baran613
    March 29, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    2 in every deck question mark question mark

  9. dude
    March 29, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    It’s not actually terrible in durid
    its just bad

  10. smfh
    March 29, 2017 at 11:59 am

    So, it’s basically a 4 mana 5/4 that casts a spell, of your choice, for an additional 4 mana. It draws a card that isn’t in your deck, you get to choose from 3 options, and it affects the board immediately…”wtf did card bl0wz” – Mouth Breathing Neck Bearded Nerd

    • Jambo
      March 29, 2017 at 3:39 pm

      If all three options are single target based it could be suicide depending on how the rng rolls.

  11. Hahhahaahyoys
    March 29, 2017 at 11:55 am

    Probably the worst card I’ve seen in a long time. I can’t think of a worse card tbh.

    • The Wizard
      March 29, 2017 at 4:24 pm

      This set is looking like a “pass” with every card reveal smh.

      • Wrong
        March 29, 2017 at 4:39 pm

        And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a one trick pony. The one who plays aggro non-stop and cant see that this set is control oriented.

        This set is by far the best in terms of control cards being printed.

      • Niglock
        March 30, 2017 at 6:18 am

        Lol idk I think that the quests n a few of the cards are great plus u get more dust value n a unique card back if you preorder

    • Niglock
      March 30, 2017 at 6:20 am

      Lol u right but it’s worth the disenchant honestly just another awful epic

  12. Patisko
    March 29, 2017 at 11:44 am

    Meme rank 26 decks incoming

  13. Nerose
    March 29, 2017 at 11:40 am

    So, let’s say you got lightning bolt. Does the spell immediately hit X random targets with lightning bolt?

  14. Xyst
    March 29, 2017 at 11:33 am

    Positive effects are anything that AOE’s the board, draws cards, and secrets
    Negative effects are any target based card(heals, direct damage, buffs)

    Poorly stated though idk why 🙁

    • Jambo
      March 29, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      The stats are to balance out the spell cost. Think of it like this: the minion itself is only 4 mana and you spend 4 extra mana for a flamestrike or lightning storm without overload. It is for that reason I’m unofficially naming the card “Meme-yeti”

  15. KrawallLenny
    March 29, 2017 at 11:07 am

    Had to rate at least 3 stars, just because of the art.

  16. Moltar
    March 29, 2017 at 10:59 am

    Tis not good

  17. Mem
    March 29, 2017 at 10:55 am

    This might just be my favourite card from the set

  18. Strezzant
    March 29, 2017 at 10:35 am

    This is awesome!! Shell saron!

  19. HurthStun
    March 29, 2017 at 10:31 am

    The fuck are those stats with that mana cost? Where they trying to make a low cost yogg where you pick the spell?

  20. Epoch
    March 29, 2017 at 10:30 am

    +100 Dust

  21. ItalianOgre
    March 29, 2017 at 10:24 am