Scorp-o-matic Card

Scorp-o-matic is a 2 Mana Cost Rare Neutral Minion Mech card from the Kobolds and Catacombs set!

Card Text

Battlecry: Destroy a minion with 1 or less Attack.

Flavor Text

Back in my day, we had to manually scorp.

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  1. Fckaggrondmage
    December 6, 2017 at 4:50 am

    Yass fck aggro stop playing these decks.. Oh wait against aggro u dont have time to play anything!

  2. MonkFury
    December 5, 2017 at 8:29 pm

    haha prince rogues can’t carry this

  3. CD001
    December 5, 2017 at 11:53 am

    Mech synergy means this’ll be even better in Wild than Standard – and you get to kill Annoy-o-Tron with it!

  4. December 5, 2017 at 10:52 am

    Hey kids! Remember mechs? Every deck will likely run this. It’s amazing.

  5. Crapcrack
    December 5, 2017 at 3:39 am

    WOW what a powercreep ! Also plzz bring mechs back :[

  6. booiwantlotip
    December 4, 2017 at 11:22 pm

    THE END IS CO… I knew it
    For Azjol Ner… oh shit
    Is someone inj… Me
    The light dims, but… we die

    This card is INSANE.

  7. Name (Required)
    December 4, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    So many uses for this card
    Kills Doomsayers, Totems, fireflies, voidwalkers, Northshire Clerics, acolyte of pains, Armoursmiths, Crypt Lords, Scarabs from Spreading Plague, Stubborn Gastropods, Tainted Zealot, and P-P-P-PATCHES
    Acts as an egg activator too
    Its also removal when paired with Aldor Peacekeepr for paladin or pint-sized potion for priest

    • CarnivoreApple
      December 4, 2017 at 7:24 pm

      It even counters itself!

      • Name (Required)
        December 5, 2017 at 6:30 am

        SO META
        I forgot to mention Righteous Protector and Wax Elemental since divine shields and taunts are annoying to get through
        I could see this card being used in tempo/midrange decks

    • CD001
      December 5, 2017 at 11:51 am

      And Malchezar’s Imp.

  8. tobin
    December 4, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    auto include in sooooo many decks
    just for the tempo

  9. Sykless
    December 4, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    Doomsayer slayer.

    • Killy
      December 5, 2017 at 4:55 am

      There is already a 2/2 that does that.

      • sober667
        December 5, 2017 at 9:05 am

        Welll but that one is mech and removes alooot more stuff