Ornery Tortoise

Ornery Tortoise Card

Ornery Tortoise is a 3 Mana Cost Common Neutral Minion Beast card from the Rastakhan's Rumble set!

Card Text

Battlecry: Deal 5 damage to your hero.

Flavor Text

"Dude, where's my pizza?!"

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  1. Hahaha
    November 29, 2018 at 11:10 am

    Haha this and the new weapon are awesome. Finally you can kill your own hero without any help from the oponent. Just remeber play dubble battlecry.

    Only real good reason for this is to make the old hunter hero a little bit worse. Sence now there is one beast you don’t want to pick….

  2. Lluadian
    November 28, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    There pushing healadin this will see play.

  3. Jed
    November 28, 2018 at 1:52 pm

    Heal Hunter.

  4. Anon
    November 28, 2018 at 12:17 pm

    Hello Pit lord

    • sumduud
      November 29, 2018 at 12:04 am

      Let me fix that for you.

      Hello WORSE Pit lord.

      At least pit lord had premium 5 mana stats, this thing is sub-par for a 4-drop.

  5. MockRock
    November 28, 2018 at 12:16 pm

    This card actually has some interesting applications, specifically for heal packages (obviously Zoo and maybe Paladin). I think 5 health is a bit too steep a price to pay for 1 health over Spider Tank, but this is a Beast and life is a resource, so who knows? Think if it goes anywhere, though, it’s a heal deck.

  6. Lllllll
    November 28, 2018 at 11:29 am

    Kind of bad.
    Don’t see why do would play this in any deck, even in arena and other game modes. Warlock has better cards and paladin wouldn’t want this.

  7. brandon
    November 28, 2018 at 11:25 am

    just play augmented elekk it one less health for the same card and you do not take 5 damage and will help you out in some situations Ornery Tortoise dose not have taunt (for some reason) but do watch out for this card in warlock zoo though

    • Pindead
      November 28, 2018 at 12:33 pm

      Lol. It’s 1 more health. It looks like it doesn’t matter to you. But it’s a very huge difference in term of tempo. This is basically the best neutral 3 drop for aggressive deck.

    November 28, 2018 at 11:20 am

    This card literally makes you pay 5 HP for 1 HP (compared to other 3/4 cards that actually have other benefits). Even in Warlock you would not want to hurt yourself that much. This is garbage.

    • Pindead
      November 28, 2018 at 12:35 pm

      In aggressive decks your amount of hp doesn’t matter. Paying 5 hp isn’t relevant at all. 1 hp more on a minion is a big difference. You can take better trades against other aggressive decks and have board control. It’s the best 3 drop for aggressive decks.

      • sumduud
        November 29, 2018 at 12:06 am

        Pit lord says hello, having never been played in zoo despite being a 4 mana 5/6 demon.

        • Pindead
          November 29, 2018 at 4:57 am

          Because a 4 mana 5/6 is too expensive to be played in a zoolock deck and you have better choices. Zoolock is the aggro deck with the lowest mana curve in the game because of the hero power. You play up to 14 one drop in this deck. This card is more like flame imp than pit lord btw. And it’s a neutral.

  9. Josh Chandler
    November 28, 2018 at 11:10 am

    good aggro card… this will see play for sure

  10. Ralph Leonard Smith
    November 28, 2018 at 11:10 am

    WOAH, look at that shutterwock synergy!!!

    • Simone
      November 28, 2018 at 11:21 am

      Always love shudderwock troll jokes. Woud love to see this played in every shud deck

  11. Tim
    November 28, 2018 at 11:09 am

    Ita actually okay for healadin